“The English language needs a word for that feeling you get when you badly need help, but there is no one you can call because you're not popular enough to have friends, not rich enough to have employees, and not powerful enough to have lackeys. It is a very distinct cocktail of impotence, loneliness and a sudden stark assessment of your non-worth to society? Enturdment?”
― This Book Is Full of Spiders
― This Book Is Full of Spiders
“I stopped at a red light, feeling foolish as always for stopping at an intersection at an hour when the streets are deserted, just because a colored lightbulb told me to.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“Her life was not yet over, she decided. It just felt this way.”
― Wool Omnibus
― Wool Omnibus
“Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into battle to be chopped to screaming giblets, all so a banner can be raised over another piece of land with houses and markets and roads soon after.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“He made the engine growl and told the headlights to fuck the night.”
― This Book Is Full of Spiders
― This Book Is Full of Spiders
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