John Bergin

“I stopped at a red light, feeling foolish as always for stopping at an intersection at an hour when the streets are deserted, just because a colored lightbulb told me to.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“He made the engine growl and told the headlights to fuck the night.”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders

“Do they know they make the honey for you? Or do they work tirelessly because they think its their own choice?”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End

“…the whole world [is]a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us from the fact that at the end, you’ll die, and you’ll probably be alone.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End