Billy

“There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Austere Academy

“Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.”
― Ian Spector, The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human

“Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero

“…the violin — that most human of all instruments…”
― Louisa May Alcott, Jo's Boys