Bob Armstrong

“Why are you crying?" shivered the otter. "Because I am cold!" shouted the gnome. "Then why are you shouting?" chattered the otter. "Because," yelled the gnome, "when I shout it gets part of the cold from the inside out.”
― Stephen Cosgrove, The Gnome from Nome

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!”
― Benjamin Franklin

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”
― John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley: In Search of America