Caleb Jacques

“If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!”
― Adolf Hitler

“All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go! and The Lorax

“Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“I got an A on the third quiz in American history,
an A,
dammit.
Last time I got a B
up from a C
and my father said,
"if you can get a C
you can get a B,
if you can get a B
you can get an A."-
I got an A
and my father said,
"grades don't mean anything.”
― Thalia Chaltas, Because I Am Furniture