Joe

“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
― Groucho Marx

“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
― Allen Saunders

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx