Nancy Gerards

“...If there's a noise in the woods, and there's nobody around to hear it, is it really a noise?"
"Of course it is," she replied calmly.
"How did you reach that conclusion?" Beldin demanded.
"Because there's no such thing as an empty place, uncle. There are always creatures around --wild animals, mice, insects, birds --and they can all hear."
"But what if there weren't? What if the woods are truly empty?"
"Why waste your time talking about an impossibility?”
― David Eddings, Sorceress of Darshiva

“It's only a story, isn't it?"...
"Who's to say what's only a story and what's truth disguised as a story?”
― David Eddings, Pawn of Prophecy

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
― Steve Martin

“it’s easier finding a virgin in a whorehouse than an honest politician.”
― W.E.B. Griffin, The Vigilantes