Ashley

“im sorry" I sniffed, "but I have to go to an orgy".”
― Jonathan Ames, My Less Than Secret Life: A Diary, Fiction, Essays

“There's a difference between people who can sing in their showers and people who can sing onstage”
― Marie-Helene Bertino, 2 A.M. at The Cat's Pajamas

“Some people are beyond aromatherapeutic help”
― Beth O'Leary, The Flatshare

“I wake with a jolt that sends a shock of pain through my ankle. Crying out, I look around me. Floral wallpaper. Am I at home? Who's that man in the chair by the door, reading .... "Twilight?" Leon blinks at me, putting the book down in his lap. 'You went from unconscious to judgemental very quickly there.”
― Beth O'Leary, The Flatshare