Nibretu Workneh

“Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.”
― Vince Lombardi

“I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you’d like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half empty can of tuna (keeps the stray cats away, because I perform in a gritty, grimy downtown alley).
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― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
― Marilyn Monroe