“Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And a parrot on his shoulder. A skeleton parrot. Or maybe a ninja skeleton parrot? No, that would be overkill. But it'd be cool if the biker skeleton could be shooting some ninja throwing stars. That are on fire.”
― Bloodlines
― Bloodlines
“We need to get inside. I think my hair gel’s frozen.”
― The Indigo Spell
― The Indigo Spell
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