Jordan Ben

“She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up.”
― Richelle Mead, Blood Promise

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect.”
― Criss Jami, Venus in Arms

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite