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Swati Iyer

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“Why is it so sexy when hot guys stare each other down like that? Why do I feel like licking the air? Am I ovulating?”
― Nicole Christie, Slow Burn

tags: humor, sexy

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“I groped you like a blind whore in a braille factory, okay?! And then I shoved your hand down my pants, and rode it all the way to Happy Town!”
― Nicole Christie, Celeb Crush

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“Once, I told a bitchy pop star that Luke had given me a case of rhododendrons. Just to see what would happen. She freaked out, and”
― Nicole Christie, Celeb Crush

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“Clearly, I'm a genius at picking boyfriends. In my defense, have you seen what there is to choose from? The sea is big, but the fish are scraggly, immature, and obsessed with video games.”
― Nicole Christie

tags: humor, love

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“I got dumped at Taco Bill's today; fell down, split my pants, and generally humiliated myself in front of a complete stranger; went to dinner at a snooty restaurant, found out said stranger is my future step brother; got called a stripper, hooker, and virgin by my mother...did I leave anything out?”
― Nicole Christie, Falling for the Ghost of You

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