Emrigeal A.

“And the nice thing about a stake through the heart was that it also worked on non-vampires.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime.”
― Jon Stewart

“Raise the stakes! Always push your luck because no one else would push it for you.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, f**k it.”
― Jon Stewart, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction