Andrea

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
― Mark Twain

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
― Mark Twain

“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”
― Mark Twain