Rachel

“It is my belief... that the truth is generally preferable to lies.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Competence was attractive.”
― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

“Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.”
― Christopher Moore, You Suck