Twylightqueen

“My name is Gin, and I kill people.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider’s Revenge

“Executive Vice President? That's a nice way of saying he's someone's corporate bitch.”
― Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite

“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.”
― George Carlin