Randy Maluchnik

“Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.”
― W.C. Fields

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”
― WC Fields

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. ”
― W.C. Fields

“Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.”
― W.C. Fields