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Tabitha’s Quotes

“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. ”
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

tags: broken, deceit, deception, denial, deny, funny, honest, honesty, humor, illogical, illusion, lie, lie-detector, lies, life, love, machine, relationships, suspicion, women, word-junkies

235 likes

“She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you" with "May I take your order?”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

790 likes

“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around. ”
― Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

tags: absurd, food, life, love, love-quote, pizza, relationships, word-junkies

130 likes

“With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me. ”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

1176 likes