0 ratings (0.0 avg)
0 reviews

John Larkin

Add friend

John’s Bookshelves

to-read‎ (1)

currently-reading‎ (0)

read‎ (0)

Stats | More…

“I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

82 likes

“After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

tags: betrayal, dating, humor, infidelity, masturbation, sex

5 likes