Brooke

“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out and evaporate. Scotch on the rocks, anyone?
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― Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

“I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.”
― Irwin Shaw

“I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.”
― Dashiell Hammett, The Maltese Falcon

“I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those of an old man. Still, the taste of a nipple is genderless.”
― Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit