“I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.”
― The Maltese Falcon
― The Maltese Falcon
“I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.”
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
“Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.”
― This Book Title is Invisible
― This Book Title is Invisible
“Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.”
― Killosophy
― Killosophy
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