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“Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.”
― Bill Watterson

“There are some people you like immediately, some whom you think you might learn to like in the fullness of time, and some that you simply want to push away from you with a sharp stick.”
― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”
― Bill Watterson

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes