Sebasian Hager

“I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.”
― George Carlin

“You're not dead. You're too goddamn annoying to be dead.”
― Lili St. Crow, Strange Angels

“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”
― George Carlin