Elf

“Now this little gem”— Izzy’s mother pulled out yet another bottle—“this is one of my favorites, guaranteed to improve your love life or your money back. Does your husband ever have trouble keeping up?” She held up a finger, then curled it limply downward as her eyebrows arched up.

The silence from upstairs was suddenly deafening.”
― Patricia Briggs, Fire Touched

“Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.”
― Joss Whedon

“I'm Mr.Ripped. I live in the gym. My teeth have biceps and my biceps have teeth. I chew up weights and shit out lead bricks”
― Ilona Andrews, White Hot

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”
― Dorothy Parker