Lisa

“Dude, he's Australian...not a pirate.”
― S.C. Stephens, Thoughtless

“In my most menacing tone, I firmly told her, “I will drag your sleeping ass out into the sun, if you so much as drop a fang at my sister. Play nice.”
― S.C. Stephens

“God, you're sucking all the fun out of our friendship.”
― S.C. Stephens, Thoughtless

“To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend because you were stupid enough to fall in love with her.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster