“Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.”
― The Arctic Incident
― The Arctic Incident
“I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.”
― The Arctic Incident
― The Arctic Incident
“I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command.”
― The Arctic Incident
― The Arctic Incident
“I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?”
― The Arctic Incident
― The Arctic Incident
“(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.”
― The Arctic Incident
― The Arctic Incident
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