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Terry Pratchett
“Bein’ a soldier is not hard! If it was, soldiers would not be able to do it! There is only three things you need to remember, which are, viz: one obey orders two give it to the enemy good and hard three don’t die.”
Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

Terry Pratchett
“I shall fear not. According to the Testament of Mezerek, the fisherman Nonpo spent four days in the belly of a giant fish," said Constable Visit.

The thunder seemed particularly loud in the silence.

"Washpot, are we talking miracles here?" said Reg eventually. "Or just a very slow digestive process?”
Terry Pratchett, Jingo

Terry Pratchett
“I dinna like this, Rob,' said a Feegle. 'It's too quiet.'

'Aye, Slightly Sane Georgie, it is that-'

'You are my sunshine, my only su-'

'Daft Wullie!' snapped Rob, without taking his eyes off the strange landscape.

The singing stopped. 'Aye, Rob?' said Daft Wullie from behind him.

'Ye ken I said I'd tell ye when ye wuz guilty o' stupid and inna-pro-pre-ate behavior?'

'Aye, Rob,' said Daft Wullie. 'That wuz another one o' those times, wuz it?'

'Aye.”
Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky
tags: humor

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