Мария Караянева

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“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

tags: humanity, humor, humour, perspective, philosophie

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“Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.”
― George Carlin

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“It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.”
― George Carlin

tags: humor, life, too-hip-for-the-room

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“You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos”
― george carlin

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