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“A book is a suicide postponed.”
― Cioran

tags: suicide, writing

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“Well, how did you die, then?” the old man finally asked.
“Die?” Matthew threw back. “Are you crazy? I’m not dead. I’m just very late.”
― J. Tonzelli, The End of Summer: Thirteen Tales of Halloween

tags: halloween, short-story, wry-humor

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“A small lie needs a bodyguard of bigger lies to protect it.”
― Winston S. Churchill

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“Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin', but I'm writin' a telephone book. C'n I have yer number?”
― Henry D. Spalding, The Lilt of the Irish: an encyclopedia of Irish folklore and humor

tags: humor, irish, phone-number, pick-up-line

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