Joseph Gerber
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“The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.”
― The Blank Book
― The Blank Book
“To be ignorant of the lives of the most celebrated men of antiquity is to continue in a state of childhood all our days”
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“Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.”
― The Grim Grotto
― The Grim Grotto
“Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.”
― The Blank Book
― The Blank Book
“Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it would be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it.”
― The Wide Window
― The Wide Window
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