Joseph Gerber

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Lemony Snicket
“The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.”
Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book

Plutarch
“To be ignorant of the lives of the most celebrated men of antiquity is to continue in a state of childhood all our days”
Plutarch

Lemony Snicket
“Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.”
Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

Lemony Snicket
“Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.”
Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book

Lemony Snicket
“Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it would be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it.”
Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

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