“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
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“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.”
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“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”
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“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
― The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
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