“I like that Zarek. He quality people! He even gave me a can opener so I don’t have to use my fangs. I like that. Metal is hard on the teeth. Pork and beans popsicle. Yummy! My favorite! (Simi)”
― Dance with the Devil
― Dance with the Devil
“You don’t like people who have money, do you? (Astrid)
I’m not prejudiced against anyone, princess. I hate everyone equally. (Zarek)”
― Dance with the Devil
I’m not prejudiced against anyone, princess. I hate everyone equally. (Zarek)”
― Dance with the Devil
“Dead or alive, the balls still hurt when kicked, huh? (Zarek)”
― Dance with the Devil
― Dance with the Devil
“Oh, goodie! I get to make the redheaded goddess mad! (Simi)”
― Dance with the Devil
― Dance with the Devil
“I hate you! (Artemis)
Oh, please don’t get my hopes up. You almost gave me a hard-on with that thought. At least tell me this time your hatred will last more than five minutes. (Acheron)”
― Dance with the Devil
Oh, please don’t get my hopes up. You almost gave me a hard-on with that thought. At least tell me this time your hatred will last more than five minutes. (Acheron)”
― Dance with the Devil
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