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Johnny Carson
“For 3 days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but the phone calls taper off.”
Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson
“If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators dead.”
Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson
“Asked how he became a star, Mr. Carson once replied, “I started in a gaseous state and then I cooled.”
Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson
“Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!!”
Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson
“Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”
Johnny Carson

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