Amanda

“I figured I’d spend my first thousand years of Hell in some entry-level position, but after that I wanted to move into management. Be a real team player. Hell is going to see enormous growth in market share over the next millennium. I wanted to ride the crest. The agent said that sounded pretty realistic.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“To begin with I thought we were driving around in circles until I realised that Herr Starbuck owned dozens of coffee houses.”
― Timur Vermes, Look Who's Back

“The sun's outside the bathroom window, trying to show us we're all being stupid. All you have to do is look around.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“Our humanity isn't measured by how we treat other people, our humanity is measured by how we treat animals.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted