Amanda

“If you love something... Set it free." Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

“To begin with I thought we were driving around in circles until I realised that Herr Starbuck owned dozens of coffee houses.”
― Timur Vermes, Look Who's Back

“A large number of people had already gathered in the city centre to demonstrate against the government. Seemingly it had occurred to no-one to opt for the most obvious solution – stormtroopers.”
― Timur Vermes, Er ist wieder da

“Our humanity isn't measured by how we treat other people, our humanity is measured by how we treat animals.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted