Amanda

“A large number of people had already gathered in the city centre to demonstrate against the government. Seemingly it had occurred to no-one to opt for the most obvious solution – stormtroopers.”
― Timur Vermes, Er ist wieder da

“To begin with I thought we were driving around in circles until I realised that Herr Starbuck owned dozens of coffee houses.”
― Timur Vermes, Look Who's Back

“Our humanity isn't measured by how we treat other people, our humanity is measured by how we treat animals.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

“I figured I’d spend my first thousand years of Hell in some entry-level position, but after that I wanted to move into management. Be a real team player. Hell is going to see enormous growth in market share over the next millennium. I wanted to ride the crest. The agent said that sounded pretty realistic.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor