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“Now we've got an entire generation of fucked-up narcissists 'cause their mamas told them they're special.”
― Mark Gimenez, The Case Against William

“when they fail at sports or school or life, it's not because they didn't work hard enough or they're just not smart enough or good enough. No, they're special, so it's got to be someone else's fault. They didn't fail. Someone made them fail.”
― Mark Gimenez, The Case Against William

“If it were me, I’d take that apology to the board meeting tomorrow. I’d set it down real careful like on the table in front of them. Then, after I had their full and undivided attention, I’d unzip my pants and piss on the damn thing. When I was finished, I’d fold my dick back up and walk my ass outta there.”
― Robert Bailey, The Professor

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa