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Kathe Koja
“I'm just going to jump and say:hey Mom, Dad, I'm gay, What's for dessert?”
Kathe Koja

George Carlin
“I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings
tags: humor

George Carlin
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
George Carlin

Stephenie Meyer
“You are my life now.”
Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

John  Green
“I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.”
john green

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