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George Carlin
“I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings
tags: humor

Stephenie Meyer
“I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore”
Stephenie Meyer

Stephenie Meyer
“I decided as long as I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.”
Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

George Carlin
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
George Carlin

Stephenie Meyer
“Why am I covered in feathers”
Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

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