“I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.”
― Brain Droppings
― Brain Droppings
“I decided as long as I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.”
― Twilight
― Twilight
“Why am I covered in feathers”
― Breaking Dawn
― Breaking Dawn
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