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“How would you like your eggs?"
I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?”
― Fifth Grave Past the Light
I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?”
― Fifth Grave Past the Light
“I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.”
― Third Grave Dead Ahead
― Third Grave Dead Ahead
“Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.--T-SHIRT”
― Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
― Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
“If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.”
― Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
― Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
“But, you're his son," I said, trying really hard to hate him. "You're the son of Satan. Literally."
"And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson."
Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, "Okay, point taken.”
― First Grave on the Right
"And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson."
Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, "Okay, point taken.”
― First Grave on the Right
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