Jessica

“Voldemort was a she? Somehow that made things worse.”
― Sheralyn Pratt, Pimpernel

“War's lips quivered as tears welled in his eyes. He fisted his hands in Fain's braids for comfort. 'It's Vega...she done threw me out and locked the door. She said she don't want no man around her ever again and that so long as I have a penis, I can't come in anymore. I like my penis, Paka, but I love my sister. Do I really have to choose between them? I mean, I guess I'll choose my sister, but I'd really like to keep them both if I could.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Born of Betrayal

“EllaTheRealHero : You wouldn ’ t know normal if it bit you on your ridiculously good-looking face.
Cinder458 : You ’ ve never seen my face. How do you know it ’ s good-looking?
EllaTheRealHero : Because no ugly person could have an ego as big as yours.”
― Kelly Oram, Cinder & Ella

“Why are you bringing up old shit? You're always doing it. Like a plunger.”
― Suzanne Wright, Taste of Torment