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“He gives me a look that says, “Dude, if I knew that do you think I’d have enlisted your puny help?”
I snicker.
“Something funny here.”
“You. All prickly and pissed ’cause there’s something you don’t know. Got to call on the megaservices of the Mega.”
“Ever occur to you I’m using you for reasons your inferior human brain can’t begin to understand.”
― Iced
I snicker.
“Something funny here.”
“You. All prickly and pissed ’cause there’s something you don’t know. Got to call on the megaservices of the Mega.”
“Ever occur to you I’m using you for reasons your inferior human brain can’t begin to understand.”
― Iced
“Dude, the bush is ready. Why you still beating around it?”
“I’ve lived a long time, kid, and I’ve never heard anyone mutilate the English language quite like you.”
― Iced
“I’ve lived a long time, kid, and I’ve never heard anyone mutilate the English language quite like you.”
― Iced
“One day, kid, you'll be willing to mortage your fucking soul for somebody.”
― Iced
― Iced
“Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red.”
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“Sloppy, Mega,” I mutter. I still can’t see. I wipe my bloody nose on my sleeve and reach out to feel what I hit.
“That’s my dick,” Ryodan says.
I snatch my hand away. “Gah!” I choke out. I can feel my face again—because, like, it’s going up in flames. What kind of universe makes me reach out at exactly that fecking level to feel what I think is a wall and puts my hand on a penis?
Then I remember this is Ryodan and scowl. “You did that on purpose!” I accuse. “You saw my hand go out and you stepped right into it!”
“I’d do that why, kid?”
― Iced
“That’s my dick,” Ryodan says.
I snatch my hand away. “Gah!” I choke out. I can feel my face again—because, like, it’s going up in flames. What kind of universe makes me reach out at exactly that fecking level to feel what I think is a wall and puts my hand on a penis?
Then I remember this is Ryodan and scowl. “You did that on purpose!” I accuse. “You saw my hand go out and you stepped right into it!”
“I’d do that why, kid?”
― Iced
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