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“As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.”
― The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
― The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
“I'm a misunderstood genius."
"What's misunderstood?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius.”
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"What's misunderstood?"
"Nobody thinks I'm a genius.”
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“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]
Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box!
Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!
Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that!
Hobbes: I'm looking it up.
Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js!
Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB?
Calvin: 957.”
― Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box!
Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!
Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that!
Hobbes: I'm looking it up.
Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js!
Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB?
Calvin: 957.”
― Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
“I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.”
― The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
― The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!”
― Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six
― Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six
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