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Krystle

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Krystle’s Quotes

“Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

tags: 30-rock, bossypants, snl

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“No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

tags: humor

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“You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

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“Many people will find this book disrespectful. There is nothing amusing about being dead, they will say. Ah, but there is.”
― Mary Roach, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers

tags: death

33 likes

“I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

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