Nick

“Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”
― Lemony Snicket

“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx