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Erma Bombeck
“If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”
Erma Bombeck, When God Created Mothers

Erma Bombeck
“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.”
Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck
“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck
“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”
Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
Erma Bombeck

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