Yaar Mendelson

“A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“Clarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?'
'One of the. He fired all the others.'
'But not you?'
'He fired me on the second day, but I kept coming in. I had nowhere else to go.'
'And then you killed him.'
'Yes.'
'A Remnant squirmed inside you, and you killed Kenspeckle Grouse.'
'Yes.'
Nye grinned. 'You're hired. But I have warn you, if you try to kill me, I will dissect you and sing along to your screams.'
'Can I have Mondays off?'
'You may.”
― Derek Landy, Death Bringer

“I don’t want a perfectly safe weapon. I want a dangerous weapon that hurts people.”
He took the stick from her, rapped it against her head. She howled and he nodded.
“See? It hurts people.”
― Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men

“Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person’ was defined as a person who ate people.”
― Derek Landy, The Maleficent Seven