Sophia Wright-turflinger

“Us women, no matter how crude we are with one another,we must always remember that we have two enemies in common.”
The three of us look at each other confused, then back at Ms. Eleanor waiting for her to answer.
“Men,” she sighs, still staring off. “And old age.”
― Chelsea Ballinger, Sinners & Saints

“She was fury, she was wrath, she was vengeance.”
― Sarah J. Maas, Queen of Shadows

“You get all these different cuts of meat cooking at once' he said. 'You've got your sausage, which cooks fast. You've got your big steak, which is your best cut, which takes some time, right? You got to talk to all these girls at once just like you take care of all that meat at once'

After he made this analogy, I presented Ajay with a trophy that said 'Most Sexist Food Analogy of All Time: Meat and BBQ division'.”
― Aziz Ansari

“Let’s go rattle the stars.”
― Sarah J. Maas, Queen of Shadows