Jori Tyler

“SATAN'S LETTER

This is a strange place, and extraordinary place, and interesting. There is nothing resembling it at home. The people are all insane, the other animals are all insane, the earth is insane, Nature itself is insane.”
― Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth: Uncensored Writings

“Presently a serpent sought them out privately, and came to them walking upright, which was the way of serpents in those days. The serpent said the forbidden fruit would store their vacant minds with knowledge. So they ate it, which was quite natural, for man is so made that he eagerly wants to know; whereas the priest, like God, whose imitator and representative he is, has made it his business from the beginning to keep him from knowing any useful thing.”
― Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth: Uncensored Writings

“Satan had been making admiring remarks about certain of the Creator's sparkling industries -- remarks which, being read between the lines, were sarcasms.”
― Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth: Uncensored Writings

“The first time the Deity came down to earth, he brought life and death; when he came the second time, he brought hell.”
― Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth: Uncensored Writings