Lizzie

“No one can eat just one French fry.” “I bet supermodels eat just one French fry.”
― Janet Evanovich, To the Nines

“I don't have a K in my name, so I guess I'm out of the klub. Like I even give a krap.”
― Patty Blount, Some Boys

“I looked around the lot. “Is he dead anywhere nearby?” I really wanted a no on this one. I’d already had my millennium quota of dead.

“You see that big bush by the Dumpster?” Jackie said.

“Yeah.”

“You see that ugly-ass foot sticking out of that big bush?”

Oh boy. She was right. There was a foot sticking out of the bush. “Shit, Jackie,” I said. “You didn’t kill that foot, did you?”

“No, I didn’t kill that foot. That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. Someone jacked me over. I’ve been sitting out here, freezing my ass off, waiting to kill that sonovabitch Cameron Brown, and someone beat me to it. It isn’t fair!”
― Janet Evanovich, Three to Get Deadly

“My instructions were to disable the car, but one of my men bet Hal a burger he couldn’t get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine.”
― Janet Evanovich, Lean Mean Thirteen