Lizzie

“As I ran water to wash my hands, my earbud fell out of my ear and went down the drain.
"Crap!"
I hauled my cellphone out of my bag and texted Ranger. Bad news. Your earbud just went down the drain in the ladies room.
It was only a matter of time, he textd back.”
― Janet Evanovich, Top Secret Twenty-One

“No one can eat just one French fry.” “I bet supermodels eat just one French fry.”
― Janet Evanovich, To the Nines

“I don't have a K in my name, so I guess I'm out of the klub. Like I even give a krap.”
― Patty Blount, Some Boys

“I would never have chosen that life for myself, I know. But God knew what he was doing. And everything I went through turned out to make songs like we write that touch people that have to go through the same kind of things. And if I hadn’t gone through what I went through I wouldn’t be right here right now. And I’m just talking about how God makes good out of bad, usually all the time, he can always do that. It’s just that God works everything together for the good of those who love him. And I’m glad I’ve gone through what I did.”
― Lacey Sturm