Littleoldme

“The hamster called. He wants his home back.”
― James Patterson, The Final Warning

“The word Styx got her [Mrs. O'Leary, the hellhound] excited. She probably thought I meant sticks. She jumped a few times, chased her tail just to teach it who was boss, and then calmed down enough for me to push Nico onto her back.”
― Rick Riordan

“Excellent. They were flammable.”
― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

“I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports