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Amy Sedaris
“In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.”
Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

Carl Hiaasen
“Nobody from the Amazing Kingdom bothered to check with previous employers, such as the New York City Police Department, to inquire about allegations of bribery, moral turpitude, substance abuse, witness tampering and the unnecessary use of deadly force, to wit, the pistol-whipping of a young man suspected of shoplifting a bag of cheese-flavored Doritos.”
Carl Hiaasen, Native Tongue

Carl Hiaasen
“It was inevitable that the poacher and the counterfeiter would bond, sharing as they did a blanket contempt for government, taxes, homosexuals, immigrants, minorities, gun laws, assertive women and honest work.”
Carl Hiaasen, Lucky You

Tim Dorsey
“The television was on Florida Cable News. A gray-haired man behind the anchor desk reported near tragedy at a state motor vehicle office, where a man who had failed the eye exam pulled a gun and fired fifteen shots at the staff, hitting nobody.”
Tim Dorsey, Florida Roadkill
tags: humor

Tim Dorsey
“I can buy a shotgun any time of day without the slightest background check, but if I need something for my sniffles, it’s six forms of ID and complete school transcripts. The government has essentially created a system where if I want to clear a head cold, the easiest cure is to blow my brains out.”
Tim Dorsey, Tropical Warning

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627 books | 15 friends

Kathy R...
624 books | 60 friends

Mara Ri...
0 books | 69 friends

Allie V...
139 books | 87 friends

David
402 books | 36 friends

Kevin
39 books | 68 friends

Candace...
1 book | 11 friends

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