Ben Stroman

“The world gets comfort from their odds. Not Christians. Some count their chariots (percentages of survival) and some count their horses (side effects of treatment), but we trust in the name of the LORD our God”
― John Piper, Don't Waste Your Cancer

“and the Chamber of Commerce was handing out cyanide capsules.”
― Carl Hiaasen, Tourist Season

“Capitalists don’t want free trade any more than they want whooping cough. Their nature is to conglomerate, homogenate, vertically integrate and dominate until there is no competition. The rules? Screw the rules! They’ll rig the game, spit on the ball, bribe the refs, tilt the playing field, pork the cheerleaders and kick free enterprise in the nuts.”
― Tim Dorsey, Orange Crush

“She stood and pointed at the president with her pen. “How many men do you expect to lose?” The president leaned into the podium. “Our military is in such incredible fighting condition that I actually expect to gain men…. Next question!…”
― Tim Dorsey, Orange Crush