“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”
― The Eternity Code
― The Eternity Code
“Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
“(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)”
― The Eternity Code
― The Eternity Code
“I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.”
― The Eternity Code
― The Eternity Code
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