

“Trust me. I'm a genius.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl

“Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.”
― The Eternity Code
― The Eternity Code

“Who are you?" he asked.
I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”
― The Time Paradox
I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”
― The Time Paradox

“(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)”
― The Eternity Code
― The Eternity Code

“If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.”
― Artemis Fowl
― Artemis Fowl
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