Gary Bayne

“This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
― George Carlin