Neoxin

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
― Stephen King, Storm of the Century

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett

“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky